December 21, 2006

4:54 PM
I enjoy strange conversation and usually a common thread will pop up whether it be about Degrassi or obscure SKA. A perhaps grotesque topic is as follows in as much detail as possible:
MIKE PARK:Ya know, I think anything would taste good deep fried.
MIKE PARK:Think about it. If I chewed up let's say PIZZA and breaded it and then deep fried it. F#$KIN delicioso.
OTHER:That's disgusting
MIKE PARK:Yeah, but let's say I owned a restaurant and served this dish to unknowing customers. They would love it. LOVE IT!!

Well, people. Last night I did it. I've been talking about it for years and finally tried it out last night. I chewed up some pizza, rolled it into some won ton wrappers and fried em up.

I tried to get Monica to taste one, but she ran out of the room screaming. To be honest, I was a little scared to try it, but my theory stands correct. They were delicious. I so badly want to serve them to friends. But they won't try it unless I lie to them. Hmmmm...

Peace always,
Mike Park