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February 22, 2006


7:49 AM
Please help me? I've been peeing out my butthole since 7 PM. Drinking this sodium phosphate is like drinking recycled vomit. Or...... I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm losing it.. I have a sad look on my face as I drink this stuff and then poo everything out.. I'm so weak and fatigued right now. Less than 6 hours to go and then I will have my colonoscopy. Why am I getting this you ask??

Well, 5 years ago I had a sigmoidoscopy(SPELLING?) and in that procedure they found a polyp which would become colon cancer, so every 5 years I have to have this procedure. Damn, I can't complain. I'm lucky to be alive. Okay, take everything back. This is fun.
Peace,
Mike Park