December 07, 2005

10:56 AM
16 years of flying. And more than ever in the last 10 years. Hmmmmm...Let me see... I've flown so much, but I'm an idiot and never signed up for the mileage plus plans on all these damn airlines. WHY!!!??? It friggin pisses me off. I'm such an idiot. Why am I venting now? Well, I just bought my ticket to Germany for my tour in January and there's no aisle seat. That means for 11 hours I'm gonna be sitting in the middle, stuck between two dudes that are surely over 6 ft tall and well over 200 pounds. That's just the way it works. And if I had just collected these miles I'd be upgrading myself to business class. DOH!! DOH!! DOH!!

Peace, mike park